This is… surprisingly difficult. Man, and cursed. 

F: Jimmy Fallon. He’s a disaster, and has dead eyes, but arguably the best looking of the three. 

M: Jay Leno. That Tonight Show coin will go a long way. 

K: James Corden: I don’t need musical theater in my life. 

Marry Leno. I think he’d be a normal guy to hang I out with plus…💰 

Fuck Fallon… although I don’t think it would be good. I feel like it’d be very drunk

Okay, so, def screw Jimmy Fallon, because, come on. Can you imagine Jay Leno dirty talk? “Did you hear about this?” Ugh, I shudder. 

Kill Leno, because I don’t care about cars, and can’t have that be central to my life. I guess then I’d have to marry James Corden, and at best, we would have fun signing along to nostalgic hits in the car. 

FMK — Late Night