Wow, you are a productive insomniac. The only thing I realize is there is a limitless number of worries I can fit in my brain at 4am. 

I can binge eat a lot of snacks in the wee hours. It negates all the healthy eating I did during the day. Not a good discovery. 

Damn 448 is such a wild time in general. They are on schedule honey. well I take a pill and it knocks me out but when I was just trying to suffer through it I realized my mouth is always gonna be wet.

Sometimes I find myself thinking about the fact that my cat is alive. Like, I have this living, breathing thing sitting on my bed, and she’s just hangin’. It’s kind of mind-blowing. Like, how did I, a simple girl from middle America, end up with this majestic street creature from the coast? 

Helloooo fellow insomniacs. What’s the wildest thing you realized while insomnicaking?

For me, it’s that there are OUTLETS under my kitchen cabinets! I came down to the kitchen last night and saw all these little green lights shining down onto the counter tops and my mind was blown. Not sure how many automatic can openers the contractor thought we’d wanna install but dang. 

The other is that the birds start chirping at 4:48am. Not a minute earlier. 

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