It's all I have been thinking about for the last 18 hours. In my sleep, I see her on her slate blue couch saying "if I was your mother". It is haunting. And also, it literally has this undertone of like sexiness... as if she has a crush on this man. I don't know, she has no true friends because if I ever even thought of doing that my friends would take my phone away. 

I did NOT have AnnaLynne McCord on the 2022 news headlines MadLibs. It does track though — she's always been Messy, so this feels decidedly on-brand. 

I can't decide if it's going to be a good career move for her or not — on the one hand, wow, how horrendously embarrassing.  On the other, when was the last time we heard from AnnaLynne McCord? The pilot of Lucifer? If she can spin this well enough, she could possibly be C+-list for a little while. 

Oh no. I don't know what this says about me, but. I didn't hate it. I thought it was a good poem!! Now, perhaps the person delivering it doesn't have the gravitas in our eyes to pull off something so earnest and political and worldly, which does make it cringe, but the poem is fine. And everyone roasting her about how this won't end the war... I mean come on. I double AnnaLynne thinks she's influencing international policy. She's just a poet who know it.

The question no one is asking, though: What DO you think life would be like with AnnaLynne McCord as your mother?

If this is where she is an artist these days, I can see why she only does TV Christmas movies…

Omg I SAWW the second hand embarrassment was overwhelming. Like she really watched that back and was like yes I should post this

Pleaseeeee tell me you guys saw AnnaLynne McCords spoken word, slam poetry, whatever u want to call this monstrosity of a video she uploaded for Putin

didn’t she learn anything from the celebs singing Imagine?  I’m actually so embarrassed for her 🤦🏻‍♀️

If I was your mother