When I don’t know what to do with my hands, I end up just doing jazz hands, which is so much worse than any alternative. I am a wreck. 

I feel that way more about my upper arm. Like, am I putting my arm on my hip in every picture??

The worst part is, once you start thinking about it, it’s ALL you can think about. Which really messes you up if you’re in some sort of presentation, or in an important meeting. 

I also sometimes have out of body with my voice. Like, I’ll be talking and my brain will be like, “what is it you’re saying? Why are you saying this?” And then I can’t concentrate on anything that’s happening, and am just convinced I’m making everything super awk.

Ok. We have to talk about hands and how awkward they are! I am plagued with the anxiety of never knowing what to do with them, at all times. 

They are just there, being weird. Just two awkward mounds of flesh with little sticks coming off them. Does anyone else feel this way? 

PS. The thought of waving at someone… my 13th reason. 

We Gotta Talk About Hands