We Gotta Talk About Hands

Ok. We have to talk about hands and how awkward they are! I am plagued with the anxiety of never knowing what to do with them, at all times.

Standing? At a concert? In pictures?

They are just there, being weird. Just two awkward mounds of flesh with little sticks coming off them. Does anyone else feel this way?

PS. The thought of waving at someone… my 13th reason.