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How To Play It Cool After You Accidentally Crash Your Boat Into The Dock: A ‘Below Deck’ Guide

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How To Play It Cool After You Accidentally Crash Your Boat Into The Dock: A ‘Below Deck’ Guide

So you’re the captain of a sailing yacht and you’ve accidentally smashed the butt of your boat into the dock behind you. Not only is your vessel all scratched up, but so is the concrete dock. To top it all off, you’ve got a new charter starting in just a few hours. So what do you do? Don’t worry, the Below Deck Sailing Yacht crew perfectly demonstrated how to play it cool during the Monday, May 17, episode of the Bravo show.

Step 1: Brush Off All The Debris

It can just go right into the ocean. Don’t worry about the paint or whatever material boats are made out of contaminating the waters. Shipwrecks happen all the time! They’re cool! You can scuba dive in them! Think of this as creating a new underwater adventure site and then just move about your day.

Step 2: Don’t Worry About The Dock

Blah blah blah, give them your insurance or whatever, but basically don’t sweat it. That’s somebody else’s problem, am I right?

Step 3: Slap Some Paint On The Ship

Now you practically can’t even see the damage. Amazing!!! It’s like you never even hit the dock in the first place. Well, as long as you don’t look for too long. Or too closely. In fact, maybe just like… let your gaze pass right over it as you scan the horizon. This is not the cool part of the boat anyway, so let’s just give everyone something else to look at instead, why don’t we?

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