I used to think the best thing that ever happened to me was when Summer House's Kyle Cooke told Vanderpump Rules' Stassi Schroeder that she looked like Steve Jobs in a turtleneck bathing suit. (Honestly, I see it.) But then the news was released that a new Bravo series called Winter House featuring Southern Charm and Summer House stars would be hitting the slopes (and our TVs) in the near future, and I blacked out harder than Kyle Cooke on his birthday. Finally a white powder Bravo can actually show.
According to People, Bravo is going to create the crossover event of the century (sorry, Avengers) and bring together stars from both Southern Charm and Summer House for a winter extravaganza set in a winter lodge in Stowe, Vermont. So far the confirmed cast consists of Summer House's Kyle Cooke, Amanda Batula, Paige DeSorbo, Lindsay Hubbard, and Ciara Miller, and Southern Charm's Craig Conover and Austen Kroll.
There's a chance more cast members could be added. And while you may be thinking, "Where's Madison?" may I remind you that Austen "Beta Bitch" Kroll already has one Alpha that's going to tear him to shreds — my newly single girl, Lindsay Hubbard. Haven't felt this high since the Southern Charm reunion. (IYKYK.)
The show is set to begin filming in the next couple of weeks but it appears that some of the cast has already relocated to their new, snowy home. Per Craig's Instagram Stories, he and Austen have been taking strolls alongside a snowy *squints* highway (?), where Craig looks like Johnny Tsunami (joke credit to Austen, I wish I had thought of it).
Winter House will follow a similar format as Summer House this season, with the cast all living together under the same roof. And don't worry, it seems like it will be luxurious, as I've already done what any normal human would do and stalked the luxury house rentals of Stowe, VT. There's a lot of wood, a lot of hot tubs, and a surprising lack of pillows. I think you know where I'm going with this. "The Lodge Collection" by Craig Conover, here we come!
The Dipp reached out to Bravo for comment and will update this story with any further information.
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