Guest in a skit: Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, and Mandy Moore

Musical guest: Britney, with Chance the Rapper and Justin Bieber

Host: Melissa McCarthy, her episodes always kill me! (ITS A RANCH PARTY IN MY MOUTH!)

Guest cameo: Lauren Graham in a Gilmore Girls sketch

Musical guest: Alabama Shakes... they were on years ago, but were SO S O GOOD. I've never forgotten their performance. 

News story: All the Kim and Pete jokes. I'm so bummed it hasn't made it to Weekend Update (yet). BRING THEM ON, DAMMIT! We got Ariana Grande jokes! 

I get to be Lorne Michaels?! A dream come true! 

First, my host would be Christopher Walken. It’s been years since we’ve seen him. (We haven’t seen Christina Applegate since her iconic Matt Foley sketch, so I would be game for that too.) 

Tom Hanks shows up, for sure. Or if I want to be super optimistic, Eddie Murphy. 

Musical guest… let Ashlee Simpson redeem herself, goddamit. 

He's never hosted (only appeared as Fauci), but I really want to see an SNL hosted by Brad Pitt. I mean, watch Burn After Reading and even OUATIH and you know the dude is funny. Would love to see what he would do. 

And because he's hosting, Jen of COURSE will show up for an instantly iconic moment. 

My dream episode has no musical guest, because I fast-forward through it every week anyway. 

And I need some Kim-Pete WU jokes, people!!! 

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