TIL you can take selfies/have a phone in jail, so, it wasn't all for naught! It's ROUGH out there on the apps, even in NYC. I've swiped on my fair share of douchebags in suits, hipsters with fish, and finance bros skiing, but one hot, normal guy caught my eye and we were DMing. Then he asked me out, and our date was going great, until he asked me “Have you repented of your sins, dedicated yourself to Jehovah, and accepted his way of salvation through Jesus Christ?” It was a no for me dog.

When you say "adult nursing relationship," are you talking about an older gentleman who was looking for health assistance, or was this one of these grown man baby fetishes?

I once met up with a guy I met on a dating app, and he suggested we go to Cold Stone for the date. I got in line and ordered a birthday cake remix (when in Rome!), and by the time we got to the register, I realized he ordered a single scoop of vanilla ice cream. Absolutely psychotic.

omfg Deux, I'm crying at the club about prison boy. 

The stories I could tell... Well I WILL tell them. I had a guy who just wanted to show off his gun arsenal (like, assault riffles). Another one who was only wearing a lacy thong in his photos from different angles. (Whatever blows your skirt up, man, but it's 10am on a Friday and i'm just trying to get a drink tonight!) Someone who was announcing he was cheating on his GF, and she didn't know. One time Hinge said "MEET PAUL" AKA MY COUSIN. ⚰️

Dating apps suck in general, but are reaaaaaal bad in south Florida. I need a good laugh so I don’t cry about the possibility of being alone forever sooo

What are some real gems you’ve found on dating apps that like are almost too out there to believe are real 

Hinge suggested that my most compatible suitor  was a man who posted 5/6 pictures from his jail cell and the 6th photo was a  courtroom shot I’m assuming his attorney took. He cleaned up nice, I’ll give him that, but not looking to be on love after lockup (yet)

Another one was a man looking for an adult nursing relationship and wanted a diaper change 

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