Dating App Finds

Dating apps suck in general, but are reaaaaaal bad in south Florida. I need a good laugh so I don’t cry about the possibility of being alone forever sooo

What are some real gems you’ve found on dating apps that like are almost too out there to believe are real

I’ll go first-

Hinge suggested that my most compatible suitor was a man who posted 5/6 pictures from his jail cell and the 6th photo was a courtroom shot I’m assuming his attorney took. He cleaned up nice, I’ll give him that, but not looking to be on love after lockup (yet)

Another one was a man looking for an adult nursing relationship and wanted a diaper change