This boy spurned me once (he dumped me to play Halo), and I confronted him to yell at him. I really had no idea what to say to make myself look good in the scenario, so I ended up quoting Romy and Michele. You know the speech: “You know what I realized? I don’t care if you like me, because I don’t like you. You’re a bad person with an ugly heart, and I don’t give a flying fuck what you think!” 

Typically, I would just go out that weekend and post up with a bunch of cuties. Like, homie, I never needed you! Also, dated their friend.

My college boyfriend cheated on me and I found email proof so I forwarded it to his mom. Oop!

Internet stalked his new girlfriends, and judged them. I'm not proud of it. 

For the sake of legalities, I’ll tell you one. PS4 in the pool. This was before the PS5 and when the PS4 was at its height. Don’t play with me. Lucky it was only the PS4

Maybe I keyed an ex's car bumper to bumper after finding out he was cheating on me..which he told me at work, and we worked together. 

I wish I was petty. I am truly just too exhausted and lack confrontational skills to even try to be petty. Although, I do love when other people do it. 

I’m wondering in the days of us not being not so emotionally mature and levelheaded, after you got played by a potential mate — what’s the pettiest thing you did after the breakup?

We grown now — what’s the pettiest thing you did to an ex?