Sporty on the outside, but desperately Geri on the inside.

Back in eighth grade, my friends and I dressed as the Spice Girls. One of us was a redhead, while I had shoulder-length brown hair. She said she wanted to be Posh though, and I would be Geri. 

All I had to wear was a black skirt and white tank top, so that was my Posh costume. She for some reason wore a kimono-inspired dress, which was obviously more of a Geri fashion statement. 1/2

I always loved Sporty Spice  when I was little - and always will - but I have very limited, if little, athleticism both then and now (so it wasn’t that logical lol) - but I sure love good athlesiure! 🤣

As an adult I would probably want to be Posh so I could wear a “little Gucci dress” and end up with David Beckham - but don’t we all!

A mix of Sporty and Baby. Definitely still never want to grow up, but also constantly in leggings. 

I was always Baby Spice which at the time suited me well. I was very girly and naive but now I would say I wish I was Scary spice but I know that’s not who I really am. Probably more a mix of all them to be fair. 

I was always Posh Spice, unless Anna was there. To be fair, she had the look, but my personality and style was all Posh for a middle schooler who wore a uniform. If Anna joined, I was Sporty Spice because I was the only one who could kick high. 💁‍♀️💃

I'm soooo a sporty spice. Except for the tumbling. Always wanted to be scary or posh, but alas, I'm at home in a puffer vest and track pants.

If you were living in your own lil Spice World in the early aughts, you know the universal truth of Spice Girls Cosplay: only the luckiest/bossiest gals at the sleepover got to dress up as the Spice Girl they *actually* wanted to be. 

(Shout out to all the girls with red hair, you never stood a chance at being anyone other than Ginger)

So, which Spice Girl did you have to dress up as? And, more importantly, which Spice Girl did you *actually* identify as?

For more nonsense, listen to this week's episode of "I Am The Cute One" with Joseph Shepherd! We covered Cruel Intentions and it was....our dirtiest episode yet. 

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-am-the-cute-one-a-nostalgia-podcast/id1570702948

Which Spice Girl Are You *Actually*?

Which Spice Girl Are You Actually?